
How Karen Logic Has Turned the Swans Scandal Into a National Sermon
Commentators have taken a fleeting glance at the Sydney Swans scandal, applied the wonderful simplicity of Karen Logic and immediately concluded that the entire nation needs to repent in sackcloth and ashes.
Five Sydney Swans players breached club standards by partying into the wee hours of Monday morning with strippers who — through the miraculous alchemy of public relations — quickly progressed from crude ‘strippers’ to ‘private performers’ before finally being universally revered as ‘exotic dancers’.
It’s alleged that one player sexually assaulted one of the women.
The serious allegation is rightly being investigated by police.
Separately, the Sydney Swans suspended the five players for the rest of the season because they should never have been out until 4am, let alone brought girls back to the team hotel.
Fair enough.
But watch what happened next.
From Five Players to a Nation of Misogynists
In the blink of an eye, the misbehaviour of five players became evidence of a culture problem among all 44 players on the Sydney Swans list.
And before you could say ‘believe all women’, the Sydney Swans culture had become evidence that the AFL itself was rotten to the core.
And before excitable journalists could find Mitch Brown’s phone number for comment, the AFL had become evidence that male sporting culture was utterly corrupted and completely irredeemable.
And in the time it took a person to type ABC News into their web browser, sporting culture had become evidence that Australian masculinity was toxic.
And with all the confidence of Julia Gillard staring down Tony Abbott across the Parliamentary dispatch box, Australian masculinity was declared to be prima facie evidence that Australian men were misogynists.
So there you have it.
We travelled from a hotel room at the Melbourne Pullman to the entire Australian male population without even stopping for evidence.
This is the rhetorical equivalent of blaming every Toyota Camry owner because one Uber driver double-parked his car in Mosman.
The trick is conflation…
Unfair Generalisation
Individual behaviour becomes institutional behaviour.
Institutional behaviour becomes social behaviour.
Social behaviour becomes national character.
And at each stage, the original facts become less important than the increasingly satisfying national sermon.
There’s nothing wrong with examining sporting culture.
If professional clubs tolerate contempt for women, reckless behaviour or a sense of entitlement, then of course they should be held accountable. Obviously.
But accountability requires precision.
It requires distinguishing between an allegation and a proven fact, between the conduct of five individuals and the conduct of an entire club, and between a genuine institutional problem and the increasingly desperate desire to discover one.
You can’t establish that every footballer, every AFL club, and every bloke in the country is a misogynist merely by repeatedly widening the circle until everyone everywhere is standing inside it.
Otherwise, we aren’t investigating the actions of five blokes in a Melbourne hotel room; we’re shamelessly using those actions as leverage to deliver a pre-determined guilty verdict on 13 million men.
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Republished with thanks to The James Macpherson Report. Image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
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It has been interesting this year with a grandson joining a football club as a junior
The first time I encountered one of the coaches he was using the “f” ing culture terms which with one of the boys was then being used as a greeting to his mother.
After the match they were then handed a can of alcohol to celebrate, some being underage.
Now my grandson tells me some are involved in “orgies”.
So looks like the footy culture has further declined so why are we surprised by the Swan’s behaviour!
It’s time to redeem football .
At Geelong FC their President Costa introduced Character assessment based on the 49 Character Qualities teaching as well as skill for prospective players.
As a consequence their team played in the Grand Finals for years afterwards.
The Costa firm introduced Character training in their grocery firm and absenteeism declined by over 90% and even contributed to some employee families being restored.
One of the football clubs in our division has a chaplain. Interestingly enough their team was the undefeated top team now progressing to the Grand Finals🙏!
Well exposed James!!!! Crazy stuff.
Footballers with their use of drugs like cocaine , alcohol and sexual antics are not role-models for children, but, just Scum .
Calling people scum is not going to achieve anything, perhaps we should pray for them as often a reflection of their environment and the people and their attitudes that they associate with.
The Global threat to masculinity has reached a Pandemic level that zargezted is comparative to COVID and it is getting worse. The Westminster justice principles of beyond reasonable doubt or on the balance of probabilities is applied in a very biaist manner that is now openly gender targetted in one direction without any definitve evidence of wrong doings or investigative due processes l!!l
Yes domestic violence is not acceptable in any form, be it AGAINST or WOMAN OR MEN , YES MEN!! I call.it the ADAM AND EVE SYNDROME and the BLAME GAME us continued since THAT FATEFUL day of THE FALL and we are all still FINDING REASONS to continue the accussations and we need to find the middle ground, before it is too late!
This behavior is exacerbated due to young men having excuses to behave badly towards women due to bad male adult role models everywhere across the media, our Prime Minister is case at hand.
I don’t want to go back to the days before the Me Too movement when women were rarely believed let alone well-supported. But I think the pendulum has gone too far the other way now and men are assumed guilty before charges have even been laid let alone proven in court. Justice needs to protect both sides.
Every time that allegations of misconduct from sports people get media attention, remind the public that in 2019 both rugby codes in Australia ousted the clean living, church attending, faithfully married Israel Folau for quoting the Bible.
Hi Graham I can relate to what you shared about young boys facing challenges in football teams. I as a young teenager saw similar and even more from the coach and his sons, and that was well over 50 years ago, and was one of the reasons I left the team though we won the championship that year, and got much more involved in evangelism with church, and Teen Challenge.