
Gravity is On a Spectrum, Trust Me Bro
Survey of scientists reveals disturbing view on gender.
A survey of 200 scientists from British universities has found the majority believe sex is binary.
But wait for it — you already know there’s going to be a twist, right?
Because when I say majority, it’s an Angelina Jolie-like majority. As in, too slim.
The study, published in The Telegraph, found 58 per cent of boffins reckoned there were only two genders.
‘Trust the science’, though.
Can you imagine if only 58 per cent of scientists believed the earth was round?
Or that gravity was real?
A frightening 29 per cent of scientists reckoned sex was not binary, but fluid.
‘Gravity exists on a spectrum; trust me, bro!’
They said that in the future, we would have flying cars. Instead, we ended up with a bunch of guys in white coats who can’t tell a hole from a pole.
On the Fence
Fascinatingly, 13 per cent of scientists responded that they either “had no view” or “preferred not to say”.
So what the survey really tells me is that 42 per cent of the ‘scientists’ polled were actually political hacks.
It’s worth remembering that these are the exact same people now telling us to spend billions dismantling our energy sector in order to rid the planet of a naturally occurring gas because… global boiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God help us.
The entire scientific field has become a sham. Governments fund many of the sciences, and the majority of Western governments are ideologically captured.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion is the new state-sponsored religion. You bow to Dylan Mulvaney’s image or you never work again.
I suspect all those scientists who prefer not to say whether sex is binary are more worried about their next government grant than about chromosomes.
They are committed to objective truth, but only to the extent that it won’t hurt their career. After that, everything’s for sale.
Thank God that science has nothing to do with consensus, and that reality is not determined by a popularity contest.
When barely half of our scientists believe that the dangly bits between a man’s legs have any bearing on his sex, you know we are in serious trouble.
No civilisation that willingly chooses to be this ignorant can ever thrive. At least not until the intellectual rot is completely cleaned out.
We have a long way to go, ladies and gentlemen.
(Editor’s note: 42 per cent of scientists believe that last comment was highly transphobic)
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Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
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Thank you, James Macpherson , for a wonderful article. You speak SANITY and expose crazy and coward scientists and academics. Time to cut funding for WOKE.