Trinity Grammar Anglican: Where $40,000 a Year in School Fees Buys a Lot of Inclusiveness
Melbourne’s Trinity Grammar School – a place that once prided itself on producing gentlemen – is now proudly producing confusion.
The Anglican college, which is clearly allergic to Anglican thought, decided to hold a special assembly to celebrate Pride Week.
And who did they have speak to teenage boys about LGBTQ Pride?
A queer Palestinian activist, of course.
And they say the doctrine of the Holy Trinity is difficult to get your head around!
Clearly, the Anglican college believed nothing says “inclusive education” like a crash course in LGBTQ Pride delivered by someone from a region where gays are celebrated with police raids and rooftop free-falls.
It’s like they found a guest speaker from the most contradictory demographic imaginable and thought: ‘What the hell, let’s hand him a microphone in front of impressionable boys.’
Actually, it wasn’t like that. It was exactly that.
But it got worse. Much worse.
Trinity Anglican Chooses Queer Palestinian Activist with Socking Sexualised Social Media
The school was shocked when, after the gay assembly, boys went to the guest speaker’s social media platform and found a video of him performing ****** [the description is considered too disgusting to publish – editor].
The school principal, who should now be looking for another job, blamed Victoria’s Pride Centre for recommending the speaker.
The Pride Centre, in turn, blamed the school for not asking them to check the speaker’s social media.
Hilariously, the Trinity Grammar principal promised to do a better job vetting guest speakers for next year’s Pride Assembly.
The idea of scrapping the Pride Assembly does not seemed to have occurred to him.
Trinity Anglican is… Anglican?
You’ve got to hand it to this school, the fees of which are around $40,000 a year per child. They managed to combine Western self-loathing, cultural ignorance, and adolescent confusion into one assembly. You don’t get that kind of creativity at low fee schools!
And if little Hugo or Oliver is bewildered as to why a religion that criminalises his guest speaker’s lifestyle was never mentioned…
… well, hey, it doesn’t seem the Anglican school mentions their own religion much these days either.
And you can’t get much more inclusive than that!
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Republished with thanks to The James Macpherson Report.
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