
From ‘Opposite of What Hamas Wants’ to EXACTLY What Hamas Wants… in 24 Hours
If you needed proof that our foreign policy is written with a crayon on the back of a napkin, this is it.
Twenty-four hours.
That’s all it took for the Prime Minister’s “opposite of what Hamas wants” to suddenly become a press release on Hamas’ letterhead.
Anthony Albanese assured Australians on Tuesday that recognising a Palestinian state was the exact opposite of what Hamas wanted.
I’ll quote him verbatim:
“This is the opposite of what Hamas wants.”
Nek minnit…
Anthony Albanese is being hailed as a hero by Hamas.
Violence Vindicated
The terror group’s co-founder released a statement yesterday praising Albo’s “political courage” and declaring his new policy on Palestine “an important step” towards “justice”.
In other words, what Albanese boasted was the “opposite of what Hamas wants” is EXACTLY what Hamas wants.
It must be gratifying for the Prime Minister to now count Hamas co-founder Sheikh Hassan Yousef alongside Communist dictator Xi Jinping as co-chairs of his international fan club.
Yousef hailed Australia’s recognition of Palestine as vindication for the October 7 massacre – the day Hamas raped women, slaughtered babies, and dragged hostages into tunnels.
But don’t worry – the PM’s office will no doubt clarify that when Hamas says “vindication”, they really mean “crushing diplomatic defeat”.
Weird how things get mixed up in translation.
Great Example
Then came the pièce de résistance from Hassan Yousef:
“We call on all countries, especially those that believe in freedom and human dignity, to follow Australia’s example and translate their positions into practical steps to support the Palestinian people and end their suffering under occupation.”
Hamas thinks so much of Anthony Albanese that they are encouraging other world leaders to be more like him.
Remember, this is the same Hamas that is on Australia’s official list of terrorist organisations – the list you would think a Prime Minister might consult before shaping foreign policy.
If you needed proof that our foreign policy is being written with a crayon on the back of a napkin, this is it.
But here we are, with our Prime Minister effectively receiving a standing ovation from terrorists.
And the rest of the world is taking notes – especially the Americans who will be wondering, what’s next?
Will Albanese next accept defence policy advice from the CCP?
Will Albanese next invite Russian hackers to redesign MyGov?
Nothing would surprise at this point.
But here’s the part that really annoys me.
Instead of asking how it’s possible to be applauded by people who treat “peace talks” as opportunities to reload, the Government will go on insisting their decision to recognise Palestine is a sophisticated diplomatic move.
The Prime Minister set out to do “the opposite of what Hamas wants” and somehow ended up taking their victory lap for them.
Ghabi!
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Republished with thanks to The James Macpherson Report.
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Zimbabwe (once part of the Commonwealth) will be a great “help” in dealing with Aussie farmers. They’ve had great experience with the Zim. farmers…
Thanks James. This is a national tragedy. It simple rewards terror
Albo has rewritten foreign policy for the last 3 years and has looked the other way when islamists in Australia burn synagogues, attack unarmed people like Bishop Ma Mari. Now he’s approved the slaughter of 1200 Israeli civilians and the capture of 250 others to be used as hostages by his latest action. Good one Albo. It’s sure to win you a few votes.
Welcome to Australiastan. Won’t be long now and Sharia Law with all its horrors will replace our courts and calls to prayer will blare out in our towns and suburbs.
Some one (or probably, some two, who shall remain nameless) seem to have failed basic comprehension and logic tests at an elementary level, much less at an international one…
Thanks again James Macpherson for stating the obvious is easy to understand terms.
BTW, if someone wants to know what Ghabi means, it is slang in Saudi Arabia Western Region used to define a person with high stupidity level.
I don’t think it’s referring to James BTW.
Thank you for the clarification!
Albanese reveals himself for what he really is – a hard left Stalinist who supports terrorists. We need not be surprised by his actions. His distancing himself from the United States is another feature of his hard left politics