
The Cartoon Network Is No Longer Safe for Kids
Parents, beware: The Cartoon Network is spewing woke unscientific propaganda at your unwitting children.
I’m old enough to remember when watching cartoons on a Saturday morning was just a fun part of being a kid.
These days, it’s a dangerous pastime where kids are actively groomed by so-called entertainment companies.
Away with Biology
The Cartoon Network, owned by Warner Brothers, now presents messages like this as a matter of routine:

Our children are being taught, when watching cartoons while eating their Weetbix, that:
“We can’t tell someone’s gender just by looking at them, and shouldn’t assume we know.
Well, that’s ridiculous.
“There are many gender identities beyond ‘girl’ or ‘boy’. Some people don’t identify as any gender!”
And that’s a lie.
Now I’m sure propaganda like this couldn’t have anything to do with the explosion in kids “identifying” as something other than their biological sex! (Heavy dose of sarcasm there!)
Nefarious
When 99% of pedophiles are men, confusing kids about who the men are is a predator’s dream.
The gender-botherers target our children with their insane ideology because they refuse to have their own natural offspring.
The kids’ entertainment industry is fast devolving into a massive recruitment drive, with big business and big government working together.
I’m not sure the Cartoon Network is for kids anymore.
Here’s more from the Cartoon Network:

Tell me again how serving up the gender Kool-Aid to kids on a Saturday morning is not grooming?
‘No, no. It’s teaching kids to be inclusive,’ protest the gender-bender apologists.
If you need to exclude science in order to be inclusive, you’re doing inclusion all wrong.
‘But, but… cartoons have always educated, and this is just education,’ they pretend.
Yeah, nah.
Vile groomers target kids because they know the rest of us aren’t stupid enough to fall for their ze/zir idiocy.
Blatant Grooming
The Cartoon Network tells children:
“Whether you use he/she/them or something else, we acknowledge and LOVE you!”
Wait. What?
Get away from my kids, you weirdos.
I’m cool with The Cartoon Network showing my children reruns of Tom and Jerry. I’m not cool with Pride flag-waving activists at The Cartoon Network telling my kids they LOVE them. That is waaaaay out of bounds.
Did I call you people groomers yet?
Groomers!
Meet cartoon character Chloe:

Chloe believed herself to be a girl until she fell into the clutches of the Cartoon Network, who quickly corrected her.
Creating Dysphoria
If everything goes according to plan, later today Chloe will let her school know that she wants to change her pronouns.
The school will secretly create a gender transition plan, addressing Chloe as Craig and using male pronouns he/him. Chloe, er Craig, can use the boy’s toilets if that’s what Craig wants.
Of course, there’s nothing sinister about the school being secretive regarding this, you understand. Teachers are just following best practice to make sure Chloe is protected from potentially unsupportive parents whose LGBTQ bigotry might lead Chloe to self-harm, or worse. It’s rumoured Chloe’s parents are Christians, you see.
If things go well, Chloe will soon be taking puberty blockers and contemplating surgery. It’s all part of the Big Pharma business model.
Anyone who protests that social transition, medication and removing perfectly healthy body parts are not in Chloe’s best interests will be deemed a dangerous bigot.
If her parents make a fuss (did I mention there’s a rumour they are churchies?), a government department will move Chloe to a more supportive environment.
The Cartoon Network has become a clever use of cartoons to network little kids with woke educators, activist ‘health’ experts and anti-family social workers.
If the Cartoon Network is going to insist on religious programming, they should air reruns of Veggie Tales.
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Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
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