Pirate Pete’s Progressive Presidential Poll

14 August 2020

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Poor Pirate Pete, his progressive poll on who the populace think will be the next US President produced a perplexing result.


Undeterred, Pontius Pirate had an explanation for the embarrassing result, tweeting:


Yep, that’s right, it was the Russians! Time to put on your tin-foil hats again folks because apparently, the result was hijacked — once again — by deplorables and “the rest”. Very amusing indeed. Although, when it comes to knock-down hilarious, Fitzy obviously hasn’t seen Trump’s latest promotional video. Because the 2020 Trump train just keeps on rolling full steam ahead:

But on a serious note, this only shows how out-of-touch the media elite throughout the world have become. They didn’t pick the result of the last U.S. election, and it looks like they’re destined to repeat the same mistake again. As Bindi Cole Chocker tweeted:

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