Pirate Pete’s Progressive Presidential Poll
Poor Pirate Pete, his progressive poll on who the populace think will be the next US President produced a perplexing result.
I am an Australian. I think, not hope, the next US Presidential election will be won by:
— Peter FitzSimons (@Peter_Fitz) August 12, 2020
Undeterred, Pontius Pirate had an explanation for the embarrassing result, tweeting:
Nah, not particularly true. It was about 80 per cent for Biden in the first couple of hours, and then reversed over the next 22 hours, as bots, Trumpers and all the rest got involved. Very amusing! https://t.co/C4slEQzgIx
— Peter FitzSimons (@Peter_Fitz) August 13, 2020
Yep, that’s right, it was the Russians! Time to put on your tin-foil hats again folks because apparently, the result was hijacked — once again — by deplorables and “the rest”. Very amusing indeed. Although, when it comes to knock-down hilarious, Fitzy obviously hasn’t seen Trump’s latest promotional video. Because the 2020 Trump train just keeps on rolling full steam ahead:
But on a serious note, this only shows how out-of-touch the media elite throughout the world have become. They didn’t pick the result of the last U.S. election, and it looks like they’re destined to repeat the same mistake again. As Bindi Cole Chocker tweeted:
This is exactly why people vote for Trump – because the left think they are so much better than the rest. Once upon a time they were for the working class. Now they are the out of touch elites.
— Bindi Cole Chocka (@bindicolechocka) August 12, 2020
Recent Articles:
8 September 2026
4.1 MINS
One brave British historian is speaking out about how and why Britain is broken. For David Starkey, author and commentator, Britain’s dysfunction is deliberate. And it is a warning to Australia not to follow suit.
8 September 2026
2.9 MINS
In a high-profile debate and Q&A, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, was asked how Christianity could remain “relevant” in the modern world. His response surprised audience members.
8 September 2026
2.4 MINS
Newly elected Colombian President Abelardo de la Espriella has affirmed his Catholic faith, proclaiming “Long live Christ the King! May God bless Colombia!” in a public address.
7 September 2026
2.5 MINS
Iran’s underground Christians are facing a brutal crackdown, yet reports of growing conversions and courageous witness suggest persecution has not silenced the Gospel.
7 September 2026
7.1 MINS
Five influential voices warn that unchecked Islamism, mass migration and cultural complacency pose serious challenges to the future of Western civilisation and its Christian foundations.
4 September 2026
4.4 MINS
A devastating disaster in Nepal reminds us of life’s fragility, God’s sovereignty, the call to compassion, and the urgency of living faithfully in light of eternity.
3 September 2026
4.1 MINS
Charlie Kirk’s death became a catalyst for spiritual awakening, prompting Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg to publicly embrace deeper faith in Jesus Christ.
