Pirate Pete’s Progressive Presidential Poll
Poor Pirate Pete, his progressive poll on who the populace think will be the next US President produced a perplexing result.
I am an Australian. I think, not hope, the next US Presidential election will be won by:
— Peter FitzSimons (@Peter_Fitz) August 12, 2020
Undeterred, Pontius Pirate had an explanation for the embarrassing result, tweeting:
Nah, not particularly true. It was about 80 per cent for Biden in the first couple of hours, and then reversed over the next 22 hours, as bots, Trumpers and all the rest got involved. Very amusing! https://t.co/C4slEQzgIx
— Peter FitzSimons (@Peter_Fitz) August 13, 2020
Yep, that’s right, it was the Russians! Time to put on your tin-foil hats again folks because apparently, the result was hijacked — once again — by deplorables and “the rest”. Very amusing indeed. Although, when it comes to knock-down hilarious, Fitzy obviously hasn’t seen Trump’s latest promotional video. Because the 2020 Trump train just keeps on rolling full steam ahead:
But on a serious note, this only shows how out-of-touch the media elite throughout the world have become. They didn’t pick the result of the last U.S. election, and it looks like they’re destined to repeat the same mistake again. As Bindi Cole Chocker tweeted:
This is exactly why people vote for Trump – because the left think they are so much better than the rest. Once upon a time they were for the working class. Now they are the out of touch elites.
— Bindi Cole Chocka (@bindicolechocka) August 12, 2020
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