
Democrats Ask the American People to Elect ‘Laughable’ and ‘Affable’
Which means it’s Trump and common sense to win in a canter.
The Democrats’ presidential ticket is worse than dumb and dumber — it’s woke and wokest.
In a development not even Saturday Night Live writers could have imagined, Kamala Harris has picked Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate.
It’s said she picked him because they had good rapport. So, America will be asked to put Laughable and Affable in the White House.
The New York Times described Kamala’s pale stale white male running mate (an odd choice for her, I thought) as “folksy”.
And if you consider putting tampons in boys’ bathrooms as a folksy thing to do, well, then I suppose he is folksy in a sort of radical left, extremist kind of way.
Loudmouth
Waltz came out firing when presented to the Democrat faithful:
“Donald Trump sees the world a little differently than us. First of all, he doesn’t know the first thing about service. He doesn’t have time for it because he’s too busy serving himself.”
And then this:
“Violent crime was up under Donald Trump. (Pause for effect) That’s not even counting the crimes he committed.”
Zinger!
The man’s got a bigger mouth than Kamala. Not as big as Trump’s.
It was Walz who, apparently, came up with the word “weird” to describe Trump’s running mate, JD Vance.
The Democrats and their mainstream media partners have employed that term ad nauseam against JD. But it’s a bit rich coming from Walz, who declared Minnesota a “trans refuge state”.
As Governor, Walz has:
- Signed laws that require schools to put tampons in boys’ bathrooms.
- Supported legislation that would see parents lose custody of their own children if they refused to support sex change surgery.
- Supported the “defund the police” movement following George Floyd’s death in 2020. Speaking of which, his wife is on record as saying that she so loved the BLM uprising she left the windows in her house open so she could smell the burning tyres. She later told journalists:
“I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening.”
Last year, Waltz signed legislation that permits abortion right up until the moment of birth. Very folksy of him.
And while he has no regard for the unborn, he loves the undocumented (by which, of course, I mean illegal aliens).
Walz signed laws as governor that provide people who illegally enter the US with free healthcare, driver’s licences and university education.
So, essentially, he makes Bernie Sanders look like a moderate.
The Harris/Walz partnership is the most radical left ticket in the history of America.
The challenge now for Trump and JD is to present America with a clear choice. If they can present Laughable and Radical Affable as they are — without resorting to wild exaggeration (not necessary) or political hysteria (leave to Kamala) — then they will win in November.
I’m predicting Trump and common sense in a canter.
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Republished with thanks to The James Macpherson Report.
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The long-suffering gracious restraint of our God, who sees and understands everything, truly is epic.
As our living God gives ample space and time for every individual to openly show what’s really going on in our hearts, may we who claim to be His, reveal to all that we really do belong to His family – by behaving more and more like Jesus did.
May His truth and grace be heard widely, and turn many hearts to Him.
To Him be the glory – even in our own lives.
These two frighten me because are there enough people in the USA who realise just how dangerous and WEIRD these two are ?