
Change Your Gender Every Year in Queensland
The Queensland Government is considering changes to the law that would allow people to legally change gender on their birth certificate every 12 months.
The proposal, reported in the Daily Mail, would seem to turn everything we have been told by the trans lobby on its head.
We have been bludgeoned into accepting that we must let people change gender because they supposedly have a fixed gender identity at odds with their biological sex.
“A woman trapped in a man’s body,” they say.
And yet the proposed law suggests that a person’s inner gender identity can change every 12 months!
So is inner gender identity fixed? Or is it open to constant change?
Chaos
Me: “So I was born a biological man. Then I realised I was a woman trapped in a man’s body. But recently I’ve come to discover that I’m a cat trapped in a woman’s gender identity now stuck in a man’s body that’s been surgically altered to mimic a woman.”
Department of Births, Deaths and Marriages: “Would you like that on the standard certificate for $52.60, or on a commemorative certificate for $68.35?”
Me: “Meow.”
I’m not making this up. The proposed laws would allow people to choose any descriptor for their gender, excluding numbers, symbols or offensive words of course.
So I could change my birth certificate to read:
Surname: Macpherson
Given Name: James
Sex: Eggplant
The change would be permitted so long as I am 16 or over and have one person who can testify that they have known me as an eggplant for at least 12 months.
If it helps, I am happy to testify that I have known the current Queensland Premier to be a complete nutcase for the past seven years.
Confusion
Anyway, a Queensland Department of Justice and Attorney-General spokesman said the changes being considered would ‘improve recognition for trans and gender diverse people’.
Really? You’re going to “improve recognition” by formally recognising people as someone or something unrecognisable.
The Toronto Police made this announcement:
News Release – Missing Woman, Ryerson Avenue and Bathurst Street area, Isobella Degrace, 27https://t.co/JB42sCtzxY pic.twitter.com/SO1VNr16NY
— Toronto Police (@TorontoPolice) June 30, 2022
Calling Isobella a woman made recognition almost impossible at the very time Isobella most needed to be recognised!
The Queensland Department of inJustice Wokesman continued…
‘Consideration is being given to additional options to allow same sex couples to register as mother/mother or father/father, if they choose to.’
All of this would make birth certificates completely meaningless.
They might as well just go ahead and change them from birth certificates to feelings certificates.
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Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
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Truth is not what ever you want it to be.
Thank you James.