Karens, Beware the Kraken
Grab your mask to wear over the mask you are already wearing.
No, not the cloth one, the N95 one.
Queue up for your 58th booster shot.
Hurry, pull the kids out of school.
Cancel all family gatherings. Unless you want to be responsible for Grandma literally dying.
Shut down your small business. Clothe yourself with an abundance of caution and, for God’s sake, follow the science! The Kraken has reached Australia!!!
I’m not even kidding.
Latest Development
Channel 7 confirmed our worst fears, reporting that the latest, most bad-ass strain of the Chinese Flu since the last one that failed to trouble anyone is now moving amongst us:
“Another mutant strain of COVID-19 has hit Australian shores after tearing through the US and UK. It has been named the ‘Kraken’ and is believed to be the most transmissible yet.”
The Kraken is an enormous mythical sea monster and it’s “tearing through” the Western world right now in the form of Covid-19.
The media are warning muppets who got special experimental injections that are “safe and effective” to “stop the spread” that the Kraken is “the most transmissible yet”.
Everybody needs the brand new safe and effective continuous intravenously fed Covid-19 vaccine boosters NOW… or we are all doomed.
We can only pray that State Premiers provide us with a short, sharp, 7-day lockdown lasting 4 months.
On the other hand, we’ve been hearing this joke for 3 years now.
The Kraken?
Pffft.
It should be called the Karen, since Karens are the only ones still buying this fear porn.
Anyway, while Channel 7 hyperventilates about the Kraken, vaccine injuries and excess deaths go largely unreported.
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Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
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James, I share your mirth but also your concern that the mainstream media think that there are still ‘Karens’ will buy the Kraken. Surly the thought creators know there are fewer and fewer Karens to be captured by fear?
“It should be called the Karen, since Karens are the only ones still buying this fear porn.”
No, James, there is just as much “fear porn” in “special experimental injections that are “safe and effective” to “stop the spread””.
When you make good points in relation to the fear that such news reports intend you destroy your own credibility by resorting to failed and long ago debunked anti-vax tropes that reveal your own blinkered bias against the vaccines. In fact, by labelling those few who take notice of the news report as “Karens”, so the same label could be applied to those like you, fearful of the vaccines and imposing their opinions so forcefully. If the cap fits…
Let the news reports appeal to the “Karens” out there. They, like anti-vaxxers, represent a tiny minority of the population. The rest of us have moved on and are getting on with our lives. And those who contract COVID now (which is most of us) do not get very sick at all and are not living in fear at all.
In short, there is a plague on both your houses, yours and the “Karens”. Same delusion, opposite direction.
So good James. Thank you and God bless you n those you love !
had you not written about the new coo-coo strain, I would not have been informed about it & would have been non-the-wiser as I have neglected to listen to & follow the msm narrative ever since they started to preach what the compromised politicians/puppets were ordered to proclaim!
Lovely, a bit of humour over this non sense. Many thanks. Every politician involved in this scam needs to be ousted pronto!