
Victoria: Irony is Dead!
Victorian Liberal leader Matthew Guy has said that a Liberal candidate who believes abortion is wrong will be banned from sitting in the party room if elected.
Her views are “extremist”, he said.
The irony of this is that the pro-abortion movement calls themselves “pro-choice”. Apparently, there is no choice. You support abortion, without caveats, or you are persona non grata.
Own Goal
Candidate Renee Heath also believes homosexuality is a sin and that transwomen are not, in fact, women.
Many people may disagree with Heath’s views, but Heath’s views are hardly “extreme”. The three monotheistic religions — Judaism, Islam and Christianity — have believed these things for 5000 years.
But Heath’s views on sexuality are too extreme for the Victorian Libs. And here I was thinking that religious discrimination was against the law.
You’ll never see Labor even question their Muslim candidates’ views, but Liberals will throw their own under the bus to score brownie points with… Labor!
Say what you like about Daniel Andrews, he is kept in power by a woke, cowardly Liberal Party that Christians would find difficult to support.
Name-Calling
Speaking of Daniel Andrews, the Victoria Premier tweeted this over the weekend:
I want to be very clear here. Nazis, racists and bigots have no place in politics. They have no place in our parliament. And they have no place in our state.
I want to be very clear here.
Nazis, racists and bigots have no place in politics.
They have no place in our parliament.
And they have no place in our state.
— Dan Andrews (@DanielAndrewsMP) November 19, 2022
My first instinct was to be excited when I read this. I thought it was the introduction to his resignation!
But alas, he continued:
The Liberal Party are actively supporting candidates who espouse those views. I’m not going to name them — I’m not going to give them the satisfaction of airtime. But I am going to call it out. This is what’s at stake this election.
Ohhhh, the Nazis are not the Labor Party that commissioned police to chase Jews through the streets of Melbourne for the crime of having a religious service during lockdown, no… the Nazis are in the Liberal Party!
So Dan’s going to call them out by not naming them! (Circuses everywhere are desperate to employ Dan Andrews as their clown)
But I think we all know what Dictator Dan means. If you don’t support him, you’re a Nazi.
And a racist.
And a bigot.
Dan Andrews has decided to take his re-election strategy from the US Democrats. When you’re an abject failure, just start calling everyone names.
Irony is dead.
___
Originally published at The James Macpherson Report.
Subscribe to his Substack here for daily witty commentary.
Photo: The Australian
2 Comments
Leave A Comment
Recent Articles:
4 August 2026
5.2 MINS
How do you feel about listening to music that's been made totally through machine learning? Does it matter if you can't tell if it was made by a human or AI? Could the lyrics and emotion still resonate with you? Now, what about AI music made to worship God, or spread the Christian message — does it actually matter?
4 August 2026
6.6 MINS
Is the Murray-Darling Basin really drying out? Drawing on Bureau of Meteorology data, this article challenges official climate claims and questions the scientific basis for ongoing water buybacks.
31 July 2026
5.8 MINS
The Trump administration has cut $67 million of taxpayer funding for controversial “radical leftist sex ed” programs in favour of solid curriculum that emphasises abstinence and marriage.
30 July 2026
4.7 MINS
Tim Kirk isn't just the chief winemaker at Clonakilla, celebrated as one of Australia’s finest wineries. After a dramatic spiritual encounter filled him with the love of Jesus, he incorporates his faith into all of life and is on a mission to share God with others — and often as a result of his profession.
30 July 2026
1.7 MINS
An Australian-made documentary is exposing what few are willing to discuss: babies born alive after abortion — and left to die. The documentary, titled Born Alive Left To Die, is difficult to watch. Yet this 22-minute film sensitively and unflinchingly presents the medical evidence that every Australian needs to know.
30 July 2026
5.1 MINS
"Turn the Tide" is a timely call to the Church in Australia and New Zealand to recover courage, clarity, conviction, and public faithfulness in an age of confusion and compromise. Shelton's book challenges Christians to rediscover the Church's responsibility to protect children, speak truth, and act faithfully in the public square.
30 July 2026
9.5 MINS
The fall of Prince Andrew reveals more than royal excess. It unveils a civilisation in retreat — one where the presumption of innocence crumbles, tribalism festers, and multiculturalism dissolves the moral foundations that once held the West together.






He is such an embarrassment James. And in my life that is really saying something you can trust me on that.
This man….
Words fail me, but my utter dismay at the Liberal coalition must be aired by stating ‘Wake up, you weak kneed people!”
FYI this is the polite version.